Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. Erma Bombeck graduatehighpregnant Change image and share on social
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck diedoctoroffice Change image and share on social
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. Erma Bombeck childdanceeat Change image and share on social
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Erma Bombeck awakechildchristmas Change image and share on social
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. Erma Bombeck clothecopygeographic Change image and share on social
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids. Erma Bombeck answercallclean share on social
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Erma Bombeck belongcarouselluggage Change image and share on social
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck birthdaydefendelectric Change image and share on social
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck laughmake Change image and share on social
