The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. Evan Esar avoidfuturegirl Change image and share on social
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. Evan Esar makemint Change image and share on social
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. Evan Esar characterhaveleave Change image and share on social
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar definitionfactfigure Change image and share on social
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. Evan Esar costhamburger Change image and share on social
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. Evan Esar charactermanreveal Change image and share on social
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. Evan Esar beingexcellenthabit Change image and share on social
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Evan Esar admitanalysisbelieve Change image and share on social
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar houseworknoticewoman Change image and share on social
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. Evan Esar disappointmenthopetoday Change image and share on social
