If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him. George Carlin chargefindkill Change image and share on social
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin boardpre Change image and share on social
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin acceptanswerreason Change image and share on social
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. George Carlin atheismorganizationprophet Change image and share on social
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin argumenteatfamily Change image and share on social
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin confuseevilforce Change image and share on social
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. George Carlin barcandychocolate Change image and share on social
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin beliefdiefrisbeetarianism Change image and share on social
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin floortequila Change image and share on social
