By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. George Carlin conceallanguagelarge Change image and share on social
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. George Carlin breakconcerndetect Change image and share on social
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. George Carlin howlmoonnight Change image and share on social
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin petpettysweat Change image and share on social
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin arrangebeat Change image and share on social
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. George Carlin alzheimerantibegin Change image and share on social
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin comicleaveperson Change image and share on social
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. George Carlin allowpeopletime Change image and share on social
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. George Carlin areadesert Change image and share on social
