George Galloway

I'm 51; I'm younger than Tony Blair. I don't have a dicky heart; I'm up like a broom handle in the morning. I don't drink or gamble - I'm still a catch.

There are those who wrap themselves in flags and blow the tinny trumpet of patriotism as a means of fooling the people.

Even if you only counted the votes that actually made it through the hoops in order to be cast, the president was really Al Gore.

It has been well said that tea is suggestive of a thousand wants, from which spring the decencies and luxuries of civilization.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

George Harrison was also a pleasure to work with. He was one of the most famous people I've ever known, but in spite of that fame, he was such a nice and friendly guy.