Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes? George Gobel brownfeelpair Change image and share on social
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. George Gobel candlelightelectricitytelevision Change image and share on social
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. George Gobel chicagodrinklive Change image and share on social
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? George Gobel brownfeltpair Change image and share on social
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. George Gobel collegeearlyhigh Change image and share on social
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye. George Gobel goodbyeleaveparty Change image and share on social
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. George Gobel buildcatchmouse Change image and share on social
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes? George Gobel brownfeltpair Change image and share on social