The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny. Greg Giraldo consciouslyconsidercool share on social
There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at? Greg Giraldo blackiraqpeople Change image and share on social
Little did I know that earning a living at stand-up is the hardest thing you can do. But once I started doing it, I just loved it, and I realized that I was actually kinda good at it, and then that was it. Greg Giraldo earngoodhard share on social
Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET. Greg Giraldo betgunstation Change image and share on social
If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues. Greg Giraldo balancecheckbookdisaster Change image and share on social
The reality is I'm not this person with this driving 'get it done' attitude. Greg Giraldo attitudedriveperson Change image and share on social
The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy. Greg Giraldo backguyhard Change image and share on social
It's hard to distinguish when I was actually struggling from when I only felt like I was struggling - which was pretty much always. Greg Giraldo distinguishfelthard Change image and share on social
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. Greg Giraldo feelfunnyhard Change image and share on social
I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate. Greg Giraldo actualdesiredrag Change image and share on social
