Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention.

Exeter was, I suspect, more crucial in my life than in the lives of most members of my class, and conceivably, than in the lives of almost anyone else who ever attended the school.