Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.

In my experience of these things, parties which shout about dirty tricks and the like tend to do so because they fear a direct hit in some vulnerable part of their political anatomy.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.