You'd think after 8 years of things called 'The Patriot Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' they would know that we have figured out the 'Call it what it ain't' PR ploy by now, but... um... no. Hal Sparks actcallchild Change image and share on social
I'm as heterosexual as any person need be. I'm open about my relationships - or lack thereof - in my own life, because I want to make the case that gay isn't contagious. It's not something that you can catch or learn or choose. Hal Sparks casecatchchoose share on social
If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. Hal Sparks comedygoalgood share on social
The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist. Hal Sparks artistcartoondeep share on social
All musicians need a day job in the beginning. Unless they still live with their parents, I guess. I'm just lucky that my day job is simply another form of art. Hal Sparks artbeginday Change image and share on social
I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. As my skill and knowledge of the instrument grew, I found lead started to come naturally. Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. Ha ha! Hal Sparks decidedrummerfind share on social
Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. Hal Sparks drummerfrustrateguitar Change image and share on social
I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. Hal Sparks actorbenefithave Change image and share on social
There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or something, I don't have to rely on anyone else but me. Hal Sparks bandhesitationplay Change image and share on social
