Herman J. Mankiewicz

If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.

There, but for the grace of God, goes God.

I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.