Jack Black

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.

You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.

I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them.

The Gulf of Mexico, they believe, is a huge asteroid. That was an impact zone, you know that? Yeah, for that big a thing to actually hit our globe, it would have had to adjusted the spin, the axis.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.