Jake Roberts

My relationship with God has gotten better and stronger for the simple fact that I understand it a lot better. You know, to me, God's my best friend.

If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

Everything you listen to when you are 17 should be embarrassing, otherwise you are way too cool.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.