James Thurber

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.

I don't like to get in front of people.

Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.