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Do you want to continue being great at being in your twenties, or do you want to step up and graduate into adulthood? Jason Bateman adulthoodcontinuegraduate Change image and share on social
I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. Jason Bateman dayfilletherb Change image and share on social
I just think technology is pretty amazing. Like all things that are great, you have to be responsible about how much you use it. Jason Bateman amazegreatpretty Change image and share on social
A myth is a lie that conceals or reveals a truth. But if it reveals even a strand of history or truth, that's what gets my adrenaline going. Ashwin Sanghi adrenalineconcealhistory Change image and share on social
You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs. Daniel H. Wilson belongfindhope Change image and share on social
The thrill of a photo-realist painter is if you get really close to the painting, it looks just like a photograph. Whereas in my case, if you get close to my paintings, they totally fall apart - so I'm about as far from a photo-realist as it gets. Marilyn Minter caseclosefall share on social