I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. Jeff Foxworthy countryfamilyfolk Change image and share on social
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Foxworthy designatedesirabledriver Change image and share on social
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that! Jeff Foxworthy airplaneboothcannon share on social
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. Jeff Foxworthy bigchannelclock Change image and share on social
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. Jeff Foxworthy givinmarrytrue Change image and share on social
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. Jeff Foxworthy daughtergivehave share on social
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling. Jeff Foxworthy companypeoplepride Change image and share on social
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy greathearphone Change image and share on social
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. Jeff Foxworthy accentdeducthear Change image and share on social
