Jerome K. Jerome

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.

I don't like to get in front of people.