Jimmy Fallon

My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

The Cold War was over long before it was officially declared dead.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.