When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it's a privilege of mine to be able to be in people's homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this. Jimmy Fallon bigcarsongood share on social
People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn't the most popular kid. I wasn't the nerdiest kid. I was kind of in the middle. Jimmy Fallon dislikehighkid Change image and share on social
Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. Jimmy Fallon endhandmachine Change image and share on social
On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something sneaky. Inside jokes, I don't like those. We can all ride together, and everyone's on the same thing going, 'Aha, I know where you're going here.' Jimmy Fallon ahainsidejoke share on social
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. Jimmy Fallon cabdriverthing Change image and share on social
I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.' Jimmy Fallon beatbedroomentire Change image and share on social
I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do. Jimmy Fallon breakentertainface share on social
I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos. Jimmy Fallon colorpaperphoto Change image and share on social
Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon commercialexcitementfootball Change image and share on social
I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.' Jimmy Fallon agedadfloat share on social