I can honestly say I've never sold any arms to a repressive foreign regime while reassuring everyone at home that the weapons will be used for nice things. Jo Brand armforeignhave Change image and share on social
If I am totally honest, I would have to say that 'Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots of people loved it. For that reason, I find comedy fascinating. There is a huge difference between what people find funny. Jo Brand allocomedycup share on social
People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare. Jo Brand bittercriticismmake Change image and share on social
I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it. Jo Brand crapdownerflag Change image and share on social
I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that you might be quite happy now. Jo Brand facthappymiss Change image and share on social
A lot of people do that kind of nostalgia stuff believing that they were very happy in their teenage years, but that's probably just an illusion. Jo Brand believehappyillusion Change image and share on social
I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your own. Jo Brand admirationbreakcomprehend Change image and share on social
I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shouldn't have been riding. Jo Brand basicallybrotherchase Change image and share on social
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment. Jo Brand bridedayfat Change image and share on social
