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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. Joan Rivers equalfortypartner Change image and share on social
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. Joan Rivers callgiftgod Change image and share on social
Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me. Joan Rivers harryhearinterest Change image and share on social
I've had people following me home or standing outside my house. It's strange. I just don't think people were meant to be worshipped or idolised. Matthew Morrison havehomehouse Change image and share on social
It's rare that I'm able to get to my desk in the morning without stopping halfway there, turning around, and going in the opposite direction because of a pressing need to straighten all the pictures on the walls, floss my teeth a second time, and make certain that there really are 100 postage stamps in the roll of stamps I bought yesterday. Rosemary Mahoney buydeskdirection share on social