Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of plots. The interest lies in what the writer does with them.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.