Johnny Carson

Quotes by Johnny Carson

 

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

Johnny Carson

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Johnny Carson

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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Johnny Carson

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I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

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