I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse. Jon Cryer apocalypsecryerimagine Change image and share on social
I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation. Jon Cryer findjoyshow Change image and share on social
Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared. Jon Cryer exponentiallyexposegrow Change image and share on social
You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way. Jon Cryer careenjoyhard share on social
Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them. Jon Cryer agreecritichorrible Change image and share on social
To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this. Jon Cryer avoidbullydye share on social
Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss. Jon Cryer bosbusinessfun Change image and share on social
