Jonathan Winters

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look at the street go by while my mother went shopping.

You've got to be an observer. And you've got to take time to listen to people, talk, to watch what they do.

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.