Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I can't draw a stick person. I can't play a musical instrument. But I've always had a knack for making money.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.