Top 62 Quotes by Judy Gold

To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing.

Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love.

My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room.

When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews.

If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself.

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.

I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell.

There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

Joan Rivers was my hero.