If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. Kevin Nealon bitedealnumb Change image and share on social
I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. Kevin Nealon amountchildcontrol share on social
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. Kevin Nealon deadplayvulture Change image and share on social
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! Kevin Nealon audiencegoldgood Change image and share on social
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. Kevin Nealon documentmaterialspecial Change image and share on social
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. Kevin Nealon enjoyhelpminute Change image and share on social
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. Kevin Nealon canceleyelazy Change image and share on social
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. Kevin Nealon penprogramtonight Change image and share on social
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. Kevin Nealon boredoodledraw Change image and share on social
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Kevin Nealon babybongersboomer Change image and share on social
