Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. Larry David badbirddeaf Change image and share on social
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. Larry David badfeeljoke Change image and share on social
Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. Larry David glamorousmirrorreservist Change image and share on social
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. Larry David bleakdaystandup Change image and share on social
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. Larry David charactergonnarealize Change image and share on social
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation. Larry David continueemptyensure Change image and share on social
When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that. Larry David altercationcrossdeal share on social
Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me. Larry David anytimeinvolvereceive Change image and share on social
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David armybushend share on social
