Lewis B. Hershey

When we know as much about people as hog specialists know about hogs, we'll be better off.

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out of him, but with that other guy I can't keep what I've got.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.