All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew. Lewis Black chewcomfortfood Change image and share on social
In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. Lewis Black busheisenhowerevolution Change image and share on social
I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. Lewis Black break Change image and share on social
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. Lewis Black juicemilksoy Change image and share on social
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! Lewis Black absolutelyfixhave Change image and share on social
I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. Lewis Black headlove Change image and share on social
I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people. Lewis Black bottlechancecommunicate Change image and share on social
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar. Lewis Black englishliarmean Change image and share on social
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been. Lewis Black bigbirthdayguy Change image and share on social
Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math! Lewis Black barelydemocratmath Change image and share on social
