Top 53 Quotes by Loni Love

The president of CBS handpicked me for the 'Star Search' revival, which Arsenio Hall hosted. He picked 12 comics, and I was the only female. I always look to that as inspiration.

People are getting picked up off the street and getting a show, and it's because we're not using the people that are trying to be entertainers - use more of them.

Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.

With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about.

When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees.

They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em.

I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married.

If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter.

I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not.

I am the funny, crazy person.