If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel. Mark Russell callgroundlibel Change image and share on social
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. Mark Russell fordjerryjoke Change image and share on social
You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game. Mark Russell baseballbelovedbooe share on social
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person. Mark Russell performerpersontelevision Change image and share on social
If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once. Mark Russell audiencehavesilent Change image and share on social
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. Mark Russell candidatehumorlong share on social
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. Mark Russell airlinecomposelose Change image and share on social
