Max Cannon

People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that.

I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come.

Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome.

You can't please everyone, and trying to is the kiss of death. I don't care about Wayne Newton's demographics. When I do, I'll know that it's time to quit.

I think it's important for me to show the world that sobriety hasn't made me soft. I'm on a mission to prove I'm still a nutcase.

The risks of piracy spreading beyond the Red Sea and Indian Ocean, off the Somali coast, and in the Straits of Malacca and Singapore and beyond are substantial.