I'm still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People retire and they vegetate. They go away and they dry up. Mel Brooks derbyhorsepeople Change image and share on social
I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn. Mel Brooks burnmissiontorch Change image and share on social
All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security. Mel Brooks delayfuseinch Change image and share on social
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. Mel Brooks flygodticket Change image and share on social
Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director. Mel Brooks apatowdirectorgood Change image and share on social
My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. Mel Brooks entertainjobpeople Change image and share on social
But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality. Mel Brooks baddeepfount Change image and share on social
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. Mel Brooks colorfulhavelive Change image and share on social
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. Mel Brooks badsimplytaste Change image and share on social
