Top 112 Quotes by Michael Caine

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

I wouldn't make an anti-American film. I'm one of the most pro-American foreigners I know. I love America and Americans.

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

Growing up, there was only classical music on BBC Radio. We had to listen to the American Forces Network in Germany, which played pop songs, or the pirate radio boats off the coast.

I try to make everyone around me feel comfortable.

Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award.

To me, growing old is great. It's the very best thing - considering the alternative.

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it.

Every time you get a movie, you get a medical. So you know, you know you're alright for a couple of weeks.