I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, 'Sorry I'm late.' Miranda Hart beginclasscupboard Change image and share on social
My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon! We have never disguised the wind side of our lives as a family; we think it's hilarious. Miranda Hart afternoonbrandybread share on social
Being tall when I was youngerl I was always a bit awkward. As a teenager, I was very, very thin, so I was very gangly and limby, and would sweep things off the table without realising how big my wingspan was - just out of control. A lot of women write to me and say, 'I'm six foot and exactly the same happens' - that's been lovely therapy. Miranda Hart awkwardbigbite share on social
I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences. Miranda Hart experiencemoneyspend Change image and share on social
No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream. Miranda Hart blessdreamlong Change image and share on social
I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I can. Miranda Hart comedyimportantjob Change image and share on social
I'm not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I'm so happy that I'm not. I've seen those ladies - the need to be attractive at all times is ghastly. Also, in your twenties, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem. Miranda Hart attractivebeautifuldevelop share on social
I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk. Miranda Hart 1970sannbeige share on social
Being tall is very good for reaching high shelves and seeing in a crowd. Sadly, it has also given me the inability to dance. There's too much of me to look neat, which is most disappointing. Miranda Hart crowddancedisappoint Change image and share on social