I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes finger whistle
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Mitch Hedberg addictblackjackcircle Change image and share on social
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Mitch Hedberg nightpeopleshow Change image and share on social
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg footseverstock Change image and share on social
We must permeate the stores with creativity and offer service when and to the degree the customer wants it. Of course, it means offering all the omni bells and whistles they want, like in-store pickup, same-day delivery, and mobile point of sale, and all of this must be done every hour of every day the store is open. Richard Hayne bellcreativitycustomer share on social
I don't write directly on to the computer because I don't think well facing forward with fingers on a keyboard. I think better looking down holding a pen. And the concentration quotient of pen and paper is higher than when I'm moving words around on screen. Joshua Ferris computerconcentrationdirectly share on social