My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes die fake plant
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Mitch Hedberg addictblackjackcircle Change image and share on social
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Mitch Hedberg nightpeopleshow Change image and share on social
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg footseverstock Change image and share on social
I doubt very much that the chief executives of any of the Fortune 500 corporations can name five edible plants, five native grasses, or five migratory birds within walking distance of their homes, or name the soil series upon which their house sits. And I would contend that if you don't know where you are, you are in fact nowhere at all. Paul Hawken birdchiefcontend share on social
The thrill of acting is making a character real. Modeling is the opposite of real. It's being fake in front of the camera. Cara Delevingne actcameracharacter Change image and share on social
The importance of heart health became very real for me when my father died of heart disease seven years ago. Having experienced the loss first hand, I am inspired to do everything I can to break the cycle and prevent families from losing loved ones to this preventable disease. Monica Potter agobreakcycle share on social