Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy. Moon Unit Zappa noisyparentpeople Change image and share on social
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. Moon Unit Zappa amazebikebreakfast Change image and share on social
Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get. Moon Unit Zappa accidenthavejob Change image and share on social
My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated. Moon Unit Zappa educatemotherrealise Change image and share on social
I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral. Moon Unit Zappa buycrazyephemeral Change image and share on social
How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. Moon Unit Zappa clothefatherincredible Change image and share on social
I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic. Moon Unit Zappa patheticyorker Change image and share on social
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something. Moon Unit Zappa addbookexperience Change image and share on social
I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in. Moon Unit Zappa buildingcitydrive Change image and share on social
I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. Moon Unit Zappa acnebedroomlife Change image and share on social
