Mort Sahl

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

But with each passing year and each new study, the evidence for the genetic contribution to individual and group differences becomes more firmly established than ever.

A myth is a lie that conceals or reveals a truth. But if it reveals even a strand of history or truth, that's what gets my adrenaline going.

The failure of the system to deal quickly was attributable to Nixon's lying, stonewalling and refusal to come clean. So it took 26 months for the final truth to be known.