Natasha Leggero

I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

The corporations are shoving just the worst music down everybody's throats, and I think the result of that is that nobody has any taste. They have no bar as to what is good.

Before I die, I will preach to the Muslims in the Arab world. I will preach in Egypt, Lebanon, Syria and Iran. I will preach in Tehran. I will do it under the umbrella of God. And see its impact.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.

After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore.