In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it. Norm MacDonald fairfiguremath Change image and share on social
I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things, but in a funny way. Other comedians will talk about serious things in a serious way, and then you don't know what's going on. Norm MacDonald comedianentirefunny share on social
When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous. Norm MacDonald battlebothercancer Change image and share on social
All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money. Norm MacDonald costcrackdie Change image and share on social
I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing. Norm MacDonald politic Change image and share on social
It's a very odd thing with Hollywood, where you do stand-up, you're good at it, then they go, 'How would you like to be a horrible actor?' Then you say, 'All right, that sounds good. I'll do that.' Norm MacDonald actorgoodhollywood Change image and share on social
In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless you're Robin Williams or someone that can fill a stage with movement and energy, it just looks like a small man on a big stage. Norm MacDonald bigdisconnectenergy share on social
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser. Norm MacDonald foreverloserlove Change image and share on social
I like to do talk show appearances where I get to just be myself, and I do stand-up where I can completely be myself. That's what I've always loved the most, of anything. Norm MacDonald appearancecompletelyhave Change image and share on social
I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration. Norm MacDonald collaborationhatelove Change image and share on social
