In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes branch comedian mind
I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird thing that I'm struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious. Patton Oswalt atheistbadnecessarily share on social
If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there. Patton Oswalt dropgiamattijame Change image and share on social
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing. Patton Oswalt bobblecardchicken Change image and share on social
It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with. Mary Shelley beginconcentratemind Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
If a man made himself an expert in any particular branch of human activity, there would result the strong tendency that a peculiar aptitude towards the same branch would be found among some of his descendants. Sidney Lanier activityaptitudebranch share on social
