Paul Mooney

I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen.

I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'

It's very hard to play the straight lead girl and still make her sparkly and fun and real.

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.

It's hard to imagine anyone interested in film not being a fan of Alfred Hitchcock because he's such a key influence on the entire history of cinema - it's hard to escape his shadow.