I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them. Paul Mooney escapejokelead Change image and share on social
You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute. Paul Mooney bothermothernun share on social
What does America love more than one white male? Paul Mooney americalovemale Change image and share on social
I am very concerned about Barbara Streisand using the 'H' word - 'honkey.' That's what I am concerned about. I am worried about Barbara. Paul Mooney barbaraconcernhonkey Change image and share on social
People don't want to hear the truth; they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. Paul Mooney fantasyhearkind Change image and share on social
If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy. Paul Mooney hairhappynappy Change image and share on social
I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen. Paul Mooney changefuturehappen Change image and share on social
America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.' Paul Mooney americacodefound Change image and share on social
