Top 202 Quotes by Penn Jillette

About Penn Jillette

These are some quotes by American author Penn Jillette Entertainer, who was born on March 5, 1955.

You can't believe how pro-gay and pro-freedom-of-speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

You can't believe how pro-gay and pro-freedom-of-speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

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I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

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When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

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All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

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I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.

I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.

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I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

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Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.

Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.

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I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth.

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Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

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When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn't be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race.

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