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Quentin Crisp

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

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These are some quotes by English author Quentin Crisp Writer, who lived between December 25, 1908 and November 21, 1999.

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It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.

It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.

Quentin Crisp

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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

Quentin Crisp

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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.

Quentin Crisp

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