Ray Romano

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

The great curse of modern political life is incrementalism.

We are not saints, but we have kept our appointment. How many people can boast as much?

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.