Ricky Gervais

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

Why buy a book when you can join a library.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

Within three months I had gone from being this black sheep of the town to suddenly becoming a pop star.

I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man', and I banged my head once. I had to fall really hard.